Nobody Said It Was Easy🎼

Aug 19

seriousjones:

hi everyone, it’s dorothy gale from kansas, and i nominate the wicked witch of the west for the ice bucket challenge

Aug 19

donnacabonna:

i have the ugliest body ever i want a refund 

Aug 19

partism:

I hate it when you really need to talk to a friend about something important because you feel like your world is crashing down on you but they act like you don’t exist until their problems occur.

Aug 19

sealcat:

do you ever just listen to someone’s problem and you have nothing to say except “I’m sorry” because there is literally no way for you to help and you get sucked into a vortex of guilt and despair because you are useless 

Aug 19

captaiinmarvel:

when girls press their whole body against you when they hug, it means they like you a lot. also, they’re measuring your body to determine how long it will take them to eat your flesh, a technique shared by boa constrictors

Aug 19

uglyvevo:

i wish noah had swatted the two mosquitoes from his ark

Aug 19
Aug 19

teamrocketing:

how do you get a stranger in public to fall in love with you

Aug 19
lacigreen:

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

sad reality.

lacigreen:

alltsar:

to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

sad reality.

Aug 19